Saturday, June 15, 2013

Dad

In the photo, Harold Pickens, newly-minted Jersey Guy, transplanted from Cincinnati, OH, gazes lovingly at his young son (can you blame him?), while the little boy, safely enclosed behind the bars of his play pen, thinks, "some day I want to be like him".

On a side note, Mom was a much better photographer than she was ever given credit for, usually ceding that job to Dad. But the photos of me and Dad from the old days are gems.

Dad is holding what appears to be a staple gun, fixing something, as he often did. He fixed everything. When the TV broke, we didn't buy a new one. Dad would take the back off the TV, remove all the tubes, and we would go to the hardware store and test each tube in the tube tester. Once he identified the bad tube(s), he would buy news one(s), put all the tubes back in the TV, and it was fixed.

An aircraft mechanic by trade, Dad fixed the cars, and tried, with moderate success, to teach me how to do the same. I was not that good at it but at least I understand (kind of) how an internal combustion engine works, and was able to do basic repairs, and today I can speak to a mechanic with some degree of knowledge and not get ripped off.

I never really fully picked up Dad's penchant for DIY-ing; I am basically useless in that regard. A vew years back Dad called me to help him install a garage door opener in his house.


"Where did you buy it?"
"Sears"
"Why don't you have them install it?"
"Because they want $150 for it"
"You can afford that"
"I want to do it myself. Come over and help me"

So I went over and we got to work, me on the ladder and Dad handing me the hardware and giving instructions. It went well until we hit a spot in the garage ceiling where there was no stud. Dad said, "looks like we need a molly", and went over to his tool box to get a molly screw and handed it to me.

I held the molly; clueless.

"Don't you know what to do with that?"
"Uh, no"
"Don't you ever have to hang anything in your house?"
"Sometimes"
"What do you do?"
"I find the stud"
"What if there's no stud?"
"I don't hang anything unless there's a stud"

And so, at the ripe old age of 49, I learned how to use a molly screw. It was the first and last time. I know better than to try it myself at home.

Dad fixed everything. He picked me up whenever I fell, as he did for Mom, and my brother and sister. He is the most selfless person on the planet; the real deal when it comes to family values. It will take a lifetime to repay him for all he's done for me and my family.

Happy Fathers Day, Dad

Saturday, June 8, 2013

I'm Heavenly Blessed and Worldly Wise

Some of my prized possessions include my various New York Jets memorabilia: my Jets teddy bear, my box of Chrebet Crunch cereal, my numerous Jets Christmas tree ornaments, my Jets t-shirts, sweat shirt, and fleece. 

But one of my all time favorite things was my pair of Jets sunglasses. I don't remember where or when I  got them. At some point a few years ago, I misplaced them. I knew I would never be able to replace them.

Anyway, the other day I was gathering up my empty printer cartridges to take to the store to recycle. Most places give you a credit if you turn in empties when you buy cartridges. I had been gathering the empties on a shelf on my desk. When I pulled all the empties out, lo and behold, there were my Jets shades, stuffed way in back of the shelf behind the empties!

So, lessons learned:
1.) Whenever you are looking for something, you always find it in the last place you look (do you know why?)
2.) RECYCLE your printer cartridges.

Of course, this is a harbinger of the upcoming Jets season. Their future's so bright, I gotta wear (Jets) shades!